Darn Story

Item #5049

(April, 1988) Darn is Thimblena’s husband. He saw the hole in his sock and asked her to “darn it!” His hat is a size nine thimble, because he knows that a stitch in time saves nine. He’ll ask her to hurry, so that he can continue practicing for a race with Eddie. He tried to go faster on his spool, but he began to slide off and said, “Darn.” Please don’t needle him about his nickname. His coin is from Denmark and also has a hole in it — he thinks it’s from Darn-mark. Darn wears a big button on his shirt, because he’s as cute as one.

Dr. Thomas F. Clark